"Internet is about porn!" Big Brother boiler declares during heated intellectual discourse
"Let's face it - and this is FACT - the internet is primarily about information for most people, but primarily the internet is about porn." Thus spaketh TV's Tina Malone.
Now, I know some of the hippy, free-love-loving, geek-types among you will be dropping your iPhones, choking on your Chai and saying "No way, dude! The 'Nets, like, totally way more than just porn!" But, listen - TV's Tina has spoken - and she has spoken FACT. Using elaborate Socratic discourse, Tina Malone has made an emphatic and irrefutable point about our internet-obsessed (see porn-wracked) society. And she has made it well. God bless Celebrity Big Brother. Tina goes on to lay the Connect-disconnect debate to rest with a simple "Who the fuck wants to turn on a computer and go 'Oh my friend's really depressed...'?" [Mimes typing like a twat.] "Ring 'em up! Go round! 'Ave some soup!" Finishing with impressive Satrean flourish: "Fucking computer." Fellow contestants, the likes of Coolio and Mini-Me Vern Troyer, are left to muse upon these reflections. Perhaps mulling over their best philosophical retorts and gambits. Or simply looking at TV's Tina Malone and considering that she is the very living embodiment of Hobbes' humanity: poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Keep th' faith,Article Dan
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